Saturday, April 26, 2014

Peeeeeeeeeople, help the peeeeeeeeeeeeeople

Hey yo, wassup, g, bro my main man!

I dont even know.

K sorry I have not updated in like a week, but tbh its not my worst.
So basically to make it up im gonna make this a reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly long as super awsome cool funnah post c:

So in new zealand atm its the school holidays!!! Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy and this first week of the holidays has been pretty cool if I say so myself.

On, I cant even remember what day it was, Eve came over and we watched "the sign of three" Witch for all ya non sherlockians is the 2nd episode of season 3. Then we went into town and did some random shit and got matching beanies and we were gonna wear them around town but we couldent work out hiw to put them on property because they were those hat s with the flaps and were not very smart. Then we went back to my place and watched t.v. and ate food.

I also download a few new songs these holidays, such as:

If I die young-the band perry
Without the world-birdy
1901-birdy
Wings-birdy
Love will always win-opshop
One day-opshop
Mabey-opshop
Skinny love-birdy
People help the people-birdy
Always attract-you me at six
My heads a prison and nobody visits-you me at six
Liquid confidence-you me at six
Underdog-you me at six
Starry eyed- cover by, you me at six

Sooooooo yep, and I am in love with the song people help the people! Is so good omg

What else have I done... oh yeah the othe day it was Anzac day so I was woken up at 5am to go to the dawn parade,  it was actually pretty good! But it still started at 5 iN THE MORNING!

Yesterday we went to my uncle and auntys place for my uncles birthday, my cousin, her partner and thier baby were there too. There baby is so cute, but he hates me. Every one was having a hold of the baby and I was the last person to and when I did he started crying, and everyone was all like its only coz hes tired! So he went and had a nap, but when he woke up he was sitting with my my mum and she was like "do you want a hold now?" So I did and he started crying agian,  :c if a baby doesn't like you who will huh?

But it was really funny coz my aunty got a bit drunk and it was the funniest thing omg. I was crying with laughter,  and tomorrow im gonna go shopping with her so thats cool.

OMG I WENT TO THE LIBARY TODAY WITH DAD AND I FOUND THE BOOK "FANGIRL BY RAINBOW ROWELL" AND I WAS SO EXCITED BECAUSE I HAVE WANTED TO READ IT IN AGES AND I WAS LIKE JUMPING UP AND DOWN AND FIST PUMPING THE AIR, AND THIS DUDE WAS LOOKING AT ME LIKE OMG WHAT THE FLIPP IS WRONG WITH HER, AND IM NEVER GOING TO GET A BOYFRIEND BECAUSE OF THIS BUT WHO ACTUALLY CARES BECAUSE THERE ARE BOOKS!

So yeah thats whats been happening....
Oh yeah, blogging question thingy: post p pic that make you smile and why, Because its so danm funny co theres clars in the front and sky in the background playing xbox kinnect star wars and its perfect.

im gonna go read now,
Bye Xx

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Ehhhhhhhhhh

Ehhhhhhhhhh,

Well the first half of today was good coz I went to my friend abbys place and we just hung out and stuff.

Then I went home and was reading fanfiction and looking through my soical media sites and shit and someone had said something about a song and so of course I downloaded it and I swear I spent the next 2 hours of the day listning to that song on repeat and crying my eyes out because I could just relate so much to the song and ehhhhhhhhh. (Btw, the song is "not about angels" by birdy.)

And Eve just posted on her blog thats shes feeling shit too, so if you're reading this Eve , message me.

Oh, yeah, daily blogging thingy: fave desert,  ummm lemon marine pie, coz yum.

Bye Xx

Sunday, April 20, 2014

When im bored I, kinda drift away....

Hello

So tomorrow Eves coming over sooooo yeah, we probs gonna be fangirling ova sherlock.

Soooo its really werid coz I weighed myself and Ive lost like 4kgs and all Ive really been eating for the past few days is choclate. WHAT IS THIS?!?!

Yeah, so anyway I cleaned my room today, and was listening to this song air balloon by lily allen on repeat its actually such a bad song but its really catchy so thats ok.

Haha after dinner Rose was bored so she got out some nail polish and started doing her nails, so im like "why not" so I painted them blood red and then spelt out,"I hate you all"

Also, can somebody please tell me why the day after easter sunday is a public holiday? ???????? I mean what...

Oh, yeah, the daily blogggggging thing:
4. Name 5 things pn ypur bucket list

Ok
1. Meet someone famous
2. Become famous
3 marry someone famous
4. Have little famous babies
5. Anddddd, learn how to say the abc backwards.

K, well im gonna go now,

Bye Xx

Saturday, April 19, 2014

OH YEAH? TELL THAT TO MY STOMACH!

Hello people

Today, I was like, no I dont wanna go out, so mummah said I could stay at home if I dod some house work. And can I just say, Eve, Autumn, Skye and storm,  when we are older and all flat together, I bags not cleaning the bath and toilet.

It was pretty good tho coz after lunch we went into town and I got 2 packets of creme eggs and 2 choclate bars.

Also my sister and I are gonna start vlogging! I will post a link to the first one when we do it!

Daily blogging question::::
3. Fave song: ehhhhhhhh how is one supposed to answer such a question?  But at the moment ive been listening to two songs alot, Autumn leaves by Ed sheeren and thick black mark by Andrew paul woodworth

Wellll ima go now
Bye Xx

Thursday, April 17, 2014

R-round and around we go.

Hey hey.

Well the first day of the hoildays!!! And its also easter friday!!! So yeah we went to church and ate hot cross buns, then we went home and t.v. 2 is playing random movies so yeah thats what ive been doing.

Kk ina do that daily blogging thingy...
2. Fave colour, why?

Blue, because its a nice colour and there are lots of different shades of it.

Ohhhhh The wizard of oz just came on t.v!!! Ima watch it.

Will probs blog later on today.

Byee xx

Ummm yeah, no.

Hey guys.

So today was the last day of term 1 so as expected we did nothing.

AND OMG I AM SO PROUD EVE IS WATCHINH SHERLOCK AND SHES UP TO SCANDAL IN BELGRAVIA AND NFNJENJFNWJDNWI

I did warn her that she should not be alone whilest watching reinchbach falls tho,

Well you people may be wondring what the pic is about <> were ever it is. (Ive never shared a pif using the app before so if it goes retarded I apologize) Anyway what it is, is a daily blogging thing! So ima do it now!!!!

1. Puppies or kittens:
Puppies definitely,  and no, I do not have anything against kittens,. I just really hate cat people. OH NONONO I dont mean people who like cats, you can like cats as much as you like, just. Please. Dont. Share. Pictures. Of. Your. Cats. Every. 5. Minutes.  And puppies are just.... kinder? Yeah... kinder.

Ehhh well im tired coz I had it interact humanly today, OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL ik ik...

BYE.

Monday, April 14, 2014

And your miles away, and yesterday you were right here with me.

Heyyyyy

Well its... tuesday, we had a sciance test today and I went... ok I feel. :)

Well im on the couch now, watching all the old recordings of 'The middle' so yip, it's pretty good. Ik re-reading 'a finger slip' (its a johnlock fanfiction) for about the 100th time. What? Its a good fic.

Sooooooooooooooo how are you? Wow, I just realized that I never ask that!!!! Or anything like that! Im a horrible, horrible person. Im very, very sorry. I hope you can find it inside of yourself to forgive me. Truly.  I meam it.

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Im a bored, bored person. The holidays are next week, and on thursday were going to a friend place for dinner with a bunch of people from our church. Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh human interaction. Bluh. Yucky yuck. But hopefully I will hang out with the guys in the weekend. 

4TH EPISODE OF THE MIDDLE.

Hymmmm, I have a soical studys assignment due, I know what im doing!!!! Yay I feel so organized! 
Im literally sitting on the couch writing what ever comes to mind. Chip gum, oh no that wasn't me, well it was me , Axcel said it, I wrote it down, wel typed it out. Ehhhhh. Wud.

Haha W.U.D did you know that, that stands for what u doing!?!??! I know right or, ikr ;)
I only found that out when Autumn and I were shopping and she got a text from olly (her bf) and she was busy paying, so she asked me to read it for her. So he had texted her W.U.D. and I read it out as 'wud' and she was cracking up laughing and so was the guy at the counter, and all the customers.  Apparently its common knowledge. 

Well now im watching recordings of 7 days (a new zealand show)

Ehhhhhhhh dads making cottage pie for tea, I HATE cottage pie. And its like the only thing dad knows how to make :'(

Yucky yuck, well im gonna go eat my weight in cake in a cup :D

Byeeee

Im gonna live, im gonna fly, im gonna fail, im gonna die.

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hi

So not much has been happening of late except ive been feeling werid lately. Its like, I dont know how to explain it. You know when you feel sick and your body feels really heavy, yeah well kinda like that (except not the sick bit) but at the same time feeling really empty.
I feel like I dont really want to talk to anyone much coz when I do, well... this afternoon rose came into my room and was like "harry guess what I did" and out of nowhere Im just like "do you think I really give a shit rose!" Witch made her cry, witch made me feel even worse. So yeah im really gust so confuzed about evertty thing at the moment and ive got a head ache now and ehhhhhhhhh.

Im just gonna try and go to sleeo now, we have a test tomorrow and I havent studied. I really cant be stuffed.

Friday, April 11, 2014

Your just a dumb old wuss puss.

Heyyy guys

Yesterday I spent my morning warning everyone about hyena parts.

It was really sad tho yesterday coz, we had home work due for spical studys and like 6 ppeple didint do it after we had six weeks. The teacher got all angry and was like im so disappointed.  :'( its sad becaus shes my favorite teacher (I think shes everyones favorite teacher)

Also we had to do the haka, witch is like some random maori cultural dance thing. 2ithch is weird coz only like 1/3 of the school is actually maori,  but anny way, it was fummy coz when we were doing it Eve was taking the piss and going e rnejjfjendn ejenen maori words djejndj fjr e and I was trying so hard not to laugh.

In english class iys really awkward coz I think miss minght know about the letter. Today when she was talking to random people in the class, lots of people went to the board and wrote 'fishes' at tye end of the lesson it was on the board aboit 10 times!

Its been raining all week so after school today Eve and Skye were running around and the Eve slipped over and Skye and I were laughing so hard we had to hold on to eachothet so we didn't fall over!

Well ima go, bye  xx

Thursday, April 10, 2014

I have never been more horrified in y entire life. Ever.

SO TODAY I FOUND OUT 2 EXTREMELY TERRIFYING FACTS THAT FREAKED ME OUT AND NOW I DONT WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANNET ANNY MORE!
1. FEMALE HYENAS HAVE FAKE MALE GENITAL PARTS!!!!!
2. IT IS POSSIBLE TO OBSORBE YOUR TWIN IN THE WOMB, ITS VERY COMMON, AND IF YOUR LEFT HANDED ITS MORE LIKELY THAT YOU HAVE OBSORBED YOUR TWIN IN THE WOMB!
And yes, it was very nessacery for me to type that all in caps lock.
Todau there was this power black out that went on for like a hour so.... wqit for it.... I WENT OUTSIDE! Yeep I was playing badminton with Clara untill I hit the shuttle cock onto the roof, so we went on the roof to get it off but we couldent find it. And there was a cocroach on the roof and I screemed and made Clara flick it away.

Wellllllll im gonna go now coz im tired so yeah bye xx

Monday, April 7, 2014

And then I exploded, and all the little pieces came together and formed a centipede.

Heyyyyy,

Haha we have a test tomorrow so what do I do? I start making a tardis necklace charm! Ik ik im amazing...

Ewww today, this chick in my class, Paris was flicking her pen around. And she must chew hae pen or somethig coz she flicked some spit in my face -_-

Also today Eve and I looked for our son a bit more but couldent find him anywhere! We even asked our teacher if he had seen him!  We have come to the horrible conclusion that he has been kidnapped :'(

And today, we found out that Skye and I got into badminton teams, sadly Eve did not :(
But Eves gonna do art club with me so yeah...

OHHHHHH TODAY AFTER SCHOOL I MADE CAKE IN A CUP BUT WHEN I MADE IT I PUT SOME CINNAMON IN IT AND IT IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER HAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE OMG CINNAMON AND CHOCOLATE IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!

For  the past week in business studys we have had to Wright down what we did every hour, today we added up how long we do everything for in a week. Here was mine:
1. Sleep
2. Reading/online
3. At school

Soz I dont have my book with me so I cant remember the exact amount of hours, but the teacher goes "put your hand up if you sleep the most during the week", everyone puts thier hand up,
" ok, put your hand up if being at school is second, everyone except me puts thier hand up,"Ella, whats your second most?"
"Ehhhh, reading/ being online....."
And everyone in the class is like WHAT U READ?????  And the teachers just like, "wow thats, well impressive and unhealthy"

So yeah im gonna go see whats for dinned coz it smells gooooooooooooooood.
Bye xx

Sunday, April 6, 2014

Its the honest ting to do..., hey can I wash my hands miss?

Today, is a day of sadness...

I am sure I have mentioned before to you, the adopted son of Eve and I, Martian Freeman, the high bee, the hobbit gost, the math teacher. Well today, he went missing In math. He was literally sitting there on my desk, and then he was gone! It was so bad. We asked like everyone if they had seen him and no one had. Eve blames me because he was in my care at the time. Tomorrow we shall put up missing person posters.

Yesterday at youth group, about half the group was not there because they were at a rehearsal for a play. Bob the group leder, as a starting question asked us to think about a singer, actour, sport player etc, and imagine what your reaction woul be if they walked through the door, and then he listed a few things we minght do, scream,  faint, hug them, try to act cool and then we went around the group saying who we picked and what we would do. Surprisingly most people said that they would try to act cool! When it came to me I said Benedict cumberbatch (like 3 people knew who I was on about) and then I said that I would fangirl if ben came in the room. The everyone asked what fangirling was. So this guy in the group Daniel (dr who, sherlock, marvel, merlin, everything) and i were trying to explain and it was the funniest thing ever.

Another thing that happend at youth group was, about 5 people were kicking a ball around at the end and someone kicked it and it hit the light and it exploded EVERYWHERE

Hahahahahaha another funny thing that's happened recently,  is that Clara came back from her school camp with a black eye! She  had tripped into a brick wall!

Welllll I got a book out of the libary today and it looks good so im gonna go and read that now! :)
Bye xx

Saturday, April 5, 2014

♡for the first time in foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..........♥

Yeah well peps SECOND POST OF THE DAY whoop whoop,

As you may or may not have realized, (from the title) I have been listening to the frozen soundtrack!  ALL BLIMIN DAY

And, what is it today, text Harry day? Ive been getting texts from EVERYONE!!! ehhhhhhhhhhhhh

Eve told me I should do a rant post, but im honesty terrible at that kinda thing sooooo, im gonna do some thing random, I call it.........

RANDOM QUESTIONS OFF THOUGHS RANDOM POST THINGYS!!!!!

1. Okay, so for number 1 I found this thing were you have to pick a color and answer the question for it soooo,
Purple: 10 facts about my room;
●it has alot of painting equipment in it!
●it has 2 beds in it, one is a spare bed.
●I have flower curtains!!!
●I have alot of books and a few dvds in it!
●my walls are painted light purple :'( wish thay were blue
●I have little enstine bed sheets :)
●it has 2 musical instruments in it, guitar and ukulele
●A BEEN BAG
●theres lots of fanart on the walls :)
●I have these glow in the dark star thingys hanging from the roof

2. Orange, 6 facts about my home town;
● its stupid
●its small
●we have these sheep stachues in the middle of town that u can sit on and only one of them is black
●we have these people, the purple people (actually just city assist) and they walk around in purple and cowboy hats and are just 100% swag
●ohhhh theres this one really cute little secondhand book shop down the end of town :3 its gorgeous
●there are like 10 fandomly educated people, if were lucky.

White, 3 facts about my personality;
● I am very VERY socially akward
● I get obsessed with stuff easily
●I am not perfect

THE END

Im sorry if this bord you,

Well BYE *WAVES FURIOUSLY*

all I wanna do is see you turn into a giant woman

Well,
Its the morning, but early in the morning. Like, around the time in the morning when its still darkish, but no one else is awake.  So as you do im blogging and listening to music.

Yesterday I went to youth group to help bake, we finished baking pretty quickly so we played this game thingy were we got into groups of 3 and we had to tell them about something interesting thats happened to us. So I told them about the time I fliped off my bike going down a hill. This one girl in my group, when it was her turn goes, super seriously, In West Philadelphia born and raised on the playground.... etc.

Ugggg our gorup is kinda having an argument... well kinda, I think were in like the first phases of an argument, joy.- sarcasm by the way!!!

I had the weirdest dream, I was on this bush walk with a bunch of random people and we were just walking, and then....... a spa pool apers! some how we all had our togs with us so yeah, we stopped walking and had a spa instead!
I wish that happend on real tramps! But no, all that happens on real tramps is that you get sore legs and habe to listen to people singing terrible songs all the way througg some bush! :D

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm well im bored so im going to share a funny story that I hope I have not shared before!
When we were in Taupo with my cousins, we went to this prawn fishing place, the instructions were pretty simple, put the bait on the hook, put hook in water, wait for a tug on your line, pull up your line, if you catch a prawn squeeze it under its eyes to paralyze it and go cook and eat it. Not to hard right? Well acording to Clara and my cousin Abby it kinda is!
So we had got our equipment and were sitting along the warf thingys and we had our lines in the water, waiting and my cousin Tom was playing crappy music beside me. We had been sitting gor about 10 minutes,  when we hear Clara and Abby exclaim
"YES, WE GOT ONE, WE GOT ONE!!!" because both of their hooks had hooked the same prawn. My othe cousin Henry was all like,
"guys now you have to pinch it!"
This was the funniest thing I have ever seen, period,.
So Clara and Abby try but Abby gets nipped by the prawn, so as you do she starts yelling at it calling it stupid. And Clara dosent even want to try coz shes to scared now, Tom has started chanting "pussys, pussys, pussys.." Henry is asking Clara and Abby if they want him to do it, and thay are all like "no catch your own prawn", mean while weve caused a bit of a scene coz all these ranfom people start yelling out "JUST PINCH THE DANM THING ALREADY!" And then theres me, I am literally lying on th warf crying with laughter and I am so near pissing myself because it was just the best thing I have ever seen. I was literally laughing the rest of the day and when the adults came back and asked how it went, I just started laugh/crying all over again!

So yeah, well im much less bord now!
Im gonna end this post here, im sorry if this made no sence to you.
Bye xx,
(Oh and eve, message me!!!!!!!!!)

Friday, April 4, 2014

shut up ive had a severe nock to the head!

Why hello there people of earth.

Today I feel I have been rather productive!
The other day, skye, eve and I tryled for badminton and when I toled mum she was like 'YOUR DOING SPORT!!!!' So today we went to the sport shop and got some rackets and stuff coz Claras playing too.
When we got home we were practicing and claras like 'ohhhh the shuttle cock' then we booth start laughing coz cock, and I start singing like,
"My cock, my cock, its bigger than the lot, its lean, mean and better than yo genital!" And we were like laughing and shit and rose goes 'whats a gentavill?" And I died of laughter!

ALSO TODAY I CLEANED MY ROOM!!!

And later on I have to go to church coz were fundraising by bakeing cakes and stuff, so later I have to go bake!

So yeah! Im gonna go now and paint or something!
Bye!